hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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