You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Randomize
