it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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