For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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