maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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