And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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