Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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