i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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