when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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