you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
