one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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