I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Randomize
