It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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