what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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