her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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