So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
