I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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