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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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