only if we run a train.
done.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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