yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Less talking, more tequila
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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