No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
