Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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