Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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