forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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