yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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