why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
i've created a new STD.
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So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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