There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
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I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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