You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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