No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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