Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I can text with my tongue
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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