at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My brain says no but my pants say off.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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