well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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