The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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