i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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