sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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