I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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