he wants to bone in the snuggie
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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