he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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