party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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