i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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