Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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