It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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