I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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