Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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