guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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