i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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