Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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