whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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