I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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