i used baking grease as lip gloss
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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