PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
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You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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