Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I didn't shave. On purpose
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I am one with the molecules
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
