You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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