a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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