Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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