how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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