theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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