hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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